GENRE: Romantic Comedy
LOGLINE: A sex curse? Gotta have it or else? Sounds like a guy’s dream come true...
JIMMY FENUCCI is the consummate ladies man. From his killer smile, to his sexy strut, Jimmy is the man every woman wants, the guy other guys envy. Consequently, life for Jimmy is pretty darn sweet... until the night he meets MORGANA. A real witch.
No, seriously... she’s a witch.
Not that Jimmy knew that at the time or this story would have been over before it started.
Anyway, they hook up for what Jimmy sees as just another one night stand. Morgana, however, expects something more permanent. A lot more permanent. And when Jimmy tells her in his inimitably frank way that she’s way off her nut, Morgana’s witchy streak rises to the surface – in the form of a spell.
A sex spell.
A vampire sex spell.
Jimmy has to have sex with a different woman every night between the hours of sunset and midnight... or he turns into an honest-to-goodness, bat-winged, coffin-sleeping, blood-sucking vampire. (Okay, it’s a temporary transformation that lasts till dawn, but still...)
Yeah right. At least that’s Jimmy’s attitude, until the first night he ignores the curse and wakes up to find himself the filling of a triple-decker ho-sandwich... and the ho’s have fang marks in their necks.
Holy batwings! The curse is real.
Okay, Jimmy likes sex as much as the next guy, after all, he’s a hot-blooded love-machine, but putting a guy under that kind of pressure sort of takes the fun out of the experience. Not to mention, wearing him out physically. So Jimmy enlists his best bud and co-worker BEN PHILLIPS to help him find an antidote to Morgana’s spell. But life whacks him right between the eyes with another curve ball. Jimmy’s boss gives him detention for being tardy to work in the form of a one week stint on night shift. Which is going to sharply curtail the supply of willing, tolerable women to satisfy the curse. Now he has to make due with the females on hand, while avoiding his shark of a man-hungry boss, GINA, until he and Ben can find a solution.
To add to the mess, the office secretary, SHARON, a girl that Jimmy has always been sweet on, has been hearing about his night shift sex-capades through the office grapevine.
Now Jimmy finds himself up against a double dilemma – finding the key to breaking the spell, and finding a way to keep Sharon in his life... because he’s just discovered that, no matter what, he doesn’t want to lose her.
Gee, what’s a cursed guy to do?